Favorite New Sayings

This past week I've learned two new sayings that just completely cracked me up. (I would love to give credit to the people who came up with these but as I learned them at work, I better play it safe and not mention them by their real names)

Expression #1

Told to me by "Todd" in a very calm voice: "I have to finish this work before the client seriously fucks with my tranquility."

You really had to hear his tone of voice to get that one but I just cracked up.

Expression #2

Told to me by "Sarah" who forgot to do something important: "Son of a crap!"

I still giggle at that one.